`Oh! let us not be for ever calculating, devising, and plotting for the future,' said Mr. Pecksniff, smiling more and more, and looking at the fire as a man might, who was cracking a joke with it: `I am weary of such arts. If our inclinations are but good and open-hearted, let us gratify them boldly, though they bring upon us Loss instead of Profit. Eh, Charity?'
Glancing towards his daughters for the first time since he had begun these reflections, and seeing that they both smiled, Mr. Pecksniff eyed them for an instant so jocosely (though still with a kind of saintly waggishness) that the younger one was moved to sit upon his knee forthwith, put her fair arms round his neck, and kiss him twenty times. During the whole of this affectionate display she laughed to a most immoderate extent: in which hilarious indulgence even the prudent Cherry joined.
`Tut, tut,' said Mr. Pecksniff, pushing his latest-born away and running his fingers through his hair, as he resumed his tranquil face. `What folly is this! Let us take heed how we laugh without reason lest we cry with it. What is the domestic news since yesterday? John Westlock is gone, I hope?'
`Indeed, no,' said Charity.
`And why not?' returned her father. `His term expired yesterday. And his box was packed, I know; for I saw it, in the morning, standing in the hall.'
`He slept last night at the Dragon,' returned the young lady, `and had Mr. Pinch to dine with him. They spent the evening together, and Mr. Pinch was not home till very late.'
`And when I saw him on the stairs this morning, Pa,' said Mercy with her usual sprightliness, `he looked, oh goodness, such a monster! with his face all manner of colours, and his eyes as dull as if they had been boiled, and his head aching dreadfully, I am sure from the look of it, and his clothes smelling, oh it's impossible to say how strong, oh'--here the young lady shuddered--`of smoke and punch.'
`Now I think,' said Mr. Pecksniff with his accustomed gentleness though still with the air of one who suffered under injury without complaint, `I think Mr. Pinch might have done better than choose for his companion one who, at the close of a long intercourse, had endeavoured, as he knew, to wound my feelings. I am not quite sure that this was delicate in Mr. Pinch. I am not quite sure that this was kind in Mr. Pinch. I will go further and say, I am not quite sure that this was even ordinarily grateful in Mr. Pinch.'
`But what can anyone expect from Mr. Pinch!' cried Charity, with as strong and scornful an emphasis on the name as if it would have given her unspeakable pleasure to express it, in an acted charade, on the calf of that gentleman's leg.
`Aye, aye,' returned her father, raising his hand mildly: `it is very well to say what can we expect from Mr. Pinch, but Mr. Pinch is a fellow-creature, my dear; Mr. Pinch is an item in the vast total of humanity, my love; and we have a right, it is our duty, to expect in Mr. Pinch some development of those better qualities, the possession of which in our own persons inspires our humble self-respect. No,' continued Mr. Pecksniff. `No! Heaven forbid that I should say, nothing can be expected from Mr. Pinch; or that I should say, nothing can be expected from any man alive (even the most degraded, which Mr. Pinch is not, no really); but Mr. Pinch has disappointed me: he has hurt me: I think a little the worse of him on this account, but not if human nature. Oh no, no!'
`Hark!' said Miss Charity, holding up her finger, as a gentle rap was heard at the street-door. `There is the creature! Now mark my words, he has come back with John Westlock for his box, and is going to help him to take it to the mail. Only mark my words, if that isn't his intention!'
Even as she spoke, the box appeared to be in progress of conveyance from the house, but after a brief murmuring of question and answer, it was put down again, and somebody knocked at the parlour door.
`Come in!' cried Mr. Pecksniff--not severely; only virtuously. `Come in!'
An ungainly, awkward-looking man, extremely short-sighted, and prematurely bald, availed himself of this permission; and seeing that Mr. Pecksniff sat with his back towards him, gazing at the fire, stood hesitating, with the door in his hand. He was far from handsome certainly; and was drest in a snuff-coloured suit, of an uncouth make at the best, which, being shrunk with long wear, was twisted and tortured into all kinds of odd shapes; but notwithstanding his attire, and his clumsy figure, which a great stoop in his shoulders, and a ludicrous habit he had of thrusting his head forward, by no means redeemed, one would not have been disposed (unless Mr. Pecksniff said so) to consider him a bad fellow by any means. He was perhaps about thirty, but he might have been almost any age between sixteen and sixty: being one of those strange creatures who never decline into an ancient appearance, but look their oldest when they are very young, and get it over at once.
Keeping his hand upon the lock of the door, he glanced from Mr. Pecksniff to Mercy, from Mercy to Charity, and from Charity to Mr. Pecksniff again, several times; but the young ladies being as intent upon the fire as their father was, and neither of the three taking any notice of him, he was fain to say, at last, `Oh! I beg your pardon, Mr. Pecksniff: I beg your pardon for intruding; but--'
`No intrusion, Mr. Pinch,' said that gentleman very sweetly, but without looking round. `Pray be seated, Mr. Pinch. Have the goodness to shut the door, Mr. Pinch, if you please.'
`Certainly, sir,' said Pinch: not doing so, however, but holding it rather wider open than before, and beckoning nervously to somebody without:
`Mr. Westlock, sir, hearing that you were come home--'
`Mr. Pinch, Mr. Pinch!' said Pecksniff, wheeling his chair about, and looking at him with an aspect of the deepest melancholy, `I did not expect this from you. I have not deserved this from you!'
`No, but upon my word, sir'--urged Pinch.
