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第56章 SHALL WE BE RUINED BY CHINESE CHEAP LABOUR?(7)

Everybody breathed again.The confession was torn up amid universal joy:and then the fool of a ticket collector wanted to know about the lady--who must have travelled in a second-class compartment with a first-class ticket.It looked as if a bad time were in store for her on her return to the station.

But the admirable representative of Cook was again equal to the occasion.He explained that my friend was also a bit of a liar.

When he said he had travelled with this lady he was merely boasting.

He would like to have travelled with her,that was all he meant,only his German was shaky.Joy once more entered upon the scene.My friend's character appeared to be re-established.He was not the abandoned wretch for whom they had taken him--only,apparently,a wandering idiot.Such an one the German official could respect.At the expense of such an one the German official even consented to drink beer.

Not only the foreign man,woman and child,but the foreign dog is born good.In England,if you happen to be the possessor of a dog,much of your time is taken up dragging him out of fights,quarrelling with the possessor of the other dog as to which began it,explaining to irate elderly ladies that he did not kill the cat,that the cat must have died of heart disease while running across the road,assuring disbelieving game-keepers that he is not your dog,that you have not the faintest notion whose dog he is.With the foreign dog,life is a peaceful proceeding.When the foreign dog sees a row,tears spring to his eyes:he hastens on and tries to find a policeman.When the foreign dog sees a cat in a hurry,he stands aside to allow her to pass.They dress the foreign dog--some of them--in a little coat,with a pocket for his handkerchief,and put shoes on his feet.They have not given him a hat--not yet.When they do,he will contrive by some means or another to raise it politely when he meets a cat he thinks he knows.

One morning,in a Continental city,I came across a disturbance--it might be more correct to say the disturbance came across me:it swept down upon me,enveloped me before I knew that I was in it.Afox-terrier it was,belonging to a very young lady--it was when the disturbance was to a certain extent over that we discovered he belonged to this young lady.She arrived towards the end of the disturbance,very much out of breath:she had been running for a mile,poor girl,and shouting most of the way.When she looked round and saw all the things that had happened,and had had other things that she had missed explained to her,she burst into tears.An English owner of that fox-terrier would have given one look round and then have jumped upon the nearest tram going anywhere.But,as Ihave said,the foreigner is born good.I left her giving her name and address to seven different people.

But it was about the dog I wished to speak more particularly.He had commenced innocently enough,trying to catch a sparrow.Nothing delights a sparrow more than being chased by a dog.A dozen times he thought he had the sparrow.Then another dog had got in his way.Idon't know what they call this breed of dog,but abroad it is popular:it has no tail and looks like a pig--when things are going well with it.This particular specimen,when I saw him,looked more like part of a doormat.The fox-terrier had seized it by the scruff of the neck and had rolled it over into the gutter just in front of a motor cycle.Its owner,a large lady,had darted out to save it,and had collided with the motor cyclist.The large lady had been thrown some half a dozen yards against an Italian boy carrying a tray load of plaster images.

I have seen a good deal of trouble in my life,but never one yet that did not have an Italian image-vendor somehow or other mixed up in it.

Where these boys hide in times of peace is a mystery.The chance of being upset brings them out as sunshine brings out flies.The motor cycle had dashed into a little milk-cart and had spread it out neatly in the middle of the tram lines.The tram traffic looked like being stopped for a quarter of an hour;but the idea of every approaching tram driver appeared to be that if he rang his bell with sufficient vigor this seeming obstruction would fade away and disappear.

In an English town all this would not have attracted much attention.

Somebody would have explained that a dog was the original cause,and the whole series of events would have appeared ordinary and natural.

Upon these foreigners the fear descended that the Almighty,for some reason,was angry with them.A policeman ran to catch the dog.

The delighted dog rushed backwards,barking furiously,and tried to throw up paving stones with its hind legs.That frightened a nursemaid who was wheeling a perambulator,and then it was that Ientered into the proceedings.Seated on the edge of the pavement,with a perambulator on one side of me and a howling baby on the other,I told that dog what I thought of him.

Forgetful that I was in a foreign land--that he might not understand me--I told it him in English,I told it him at length,I told it very loud and clear.He stood a yard in front of me,listening to me with an expression of ecstatic joy I have never before or since seen equalled on any face,human or canine.He drank it in as though it had been music from Paradise.

"Where have I heard that song before?"he seemed to be saying to himself,"the old familiar language they used to talk to me when Iwas young?"

He approached nearer to me;there were almost tears in his eyes when I had finished.

"Say it again!"he seemed to be asking of me."Oh!say it all over again,the dear old English oaths and curses that in this God-forsaken land I never hoped to hear again."

I learnt from the young lady that he was an English-born fox-terrier.

That explained everything.The foreign dog does not do this sort of thing.The foreigner is born good:that is why we hate him.

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