"They listen to me," said Walter, a little wistfully, but with a brave smile, "or else they do not listen--but no one has ever yet taken my advice! Do you wet your hair when you part it, sir?""What," said Cleggett, carefully concealing from Walter the fact that he spoke of himself, "would be your advice to a man with $100,000 who wished to double it in a few weeks?""Double it!" cried Walter."Why, I could show such a person how to multiply it by ten inside of two months." And he rapidly outlined to Cleggett a scheme so audacious and so brilliant that it fairly took our hero's breath away.Moreover, it stood the test of reflection; it was sound.Not to descend to the sordid details, in three weeks Cleggett found himself possessed of a million dollars' gain.Half of this he gave to the excellent Walter, and in three months ran the other half million up to twenty millions.
Then he withdrew permanently from business, as Lady Agatha complained that it took too much of his time; moreover, he shrank from notoriety, which his stock market operations were beginning to bring upon him.
Giuseppe Jones, who recovered of his wounds, forswore anarchy andbecame a newspaper reporter, and grew to be a fast friend of Cleggett, who discovered that he was a lad of parts.Cleggett eventually made him president of a college of journalism which he founded.While he was establishing the institution the man Wharton, his old managing editor, broken, shattered, out of work, and a hopeless drunkard, came to him and begged for a position.The man had sunk so low that he was repeatedly arrested for pretending to be blind on the street corners, and had debauched an innocent dog to assist in this deception.Cleggett forgave him the slights of many years and made him an assistant janitor in the new college of journalism.
The post is a sinecure, and well within even the man Wharton's powers.
Cap'n Abernethy travels with the Cleggetts a great deal, under the hallucination, which they humor, that he is of service to them.The children are very fond of him.At Claiborne Castle Cleggett has had a shallow lake constructed for him.There the Captain, still firm in the belief that he is a sailor, loves to potter about with catboats and rafts.
Dr.Farnsworth enjoys a lucrative position as physician to the Cleggett family, and Kuroki is their butler.
By 1925 the prejudice against militants had abated in certain exalted circles in England, and Lady Agatha Cleggett and her husband were much at court.
Cleggett, hating notoriety, had endeavored to conceal the story of his adventures along the dangerous coasts of Long Island; but concealment was impossible.After the death of the old Earl of Claiborne, and the demise of Reginald Maltravers, and Cleggett's purchase of the Claiborne estate, the King wished Cleggett to take the title of Earl of Claiborne.
His Majesty sent the Premier to sound Cleggett upon the matter.
"No, no," said Cleggett affably."I couldn't think of it.I am quite democratic, you know."The second time the King sent one of the Royal Dukes to see Cleggett.They were at a house party in Wales, and Cleggett was a little disturbedthat this business affair should be brought up at a gathering so distinctly social in its nature.He was too tactful to let it be seen, but secretly he felt that in approaching the matter in that fashion the Duke had erred in taste.
"But we need men like you in the House of Lords," pleaded the Duke."I cannot think of it," said Cleggett.And then, not wishing to hurt theEnglishman's feelings, he said kindly: "But I will promise you this: if I should change my mind and decide to become a member of any aristocracy at all, it will be the English aristocracy."The Duke thanked Cleggett for the compliment; and Cleggett thought he had heard the end of it.
He was, therefore, surprised, a few weeks later, as he was conversing with the King at Buckingham Palace, when His Majesty himself, laying his hand familiarly on Cleggett's shoulder, renewed the petition in person.It is hard to refuse things continually without seeming unappreciative.In fact, Cleggett felt trapped; if the truth must be known, he was a little angry.
"Come, come, Cleggett," said the King, "lay aside your prejudices and oblige me.After all, it is not the sort of thing I run about offering to every American in London!""Your Majesty," said Cleggett, politely but with a note of firmness and finality in his voice, "since you mention the word American you force me to speak plainly.I would not willingly wound your sensibilities in any particular, but--pardon me if I am direct--you have been very persistent.I AM an American, your Majesty, and I consider the honor of being an American citizen far above any that it is within your power to bestow.If I have not mentioned this before, it was because I did not wish to hurt you.I hope our friendship will not cease, but I must tell you flatly that I desire to hear no more of this.You will oblige me by not mentioning it again, Your Majesty."The King begged Cleggett's pardon with a becoming sincerity, and was about to withdraw.Cleggett, who liked him immensely, was suddensmitten with a regret that it had been so impossible to oblige him.
"Your Majesty," he cried impulsively, "I BEG of you not to get the idea that there is anything personal in this refusal.""I respect principle," said the King gravely.But he WAS hurt and could not help showing it, and he was a little stiff.
"We will compromise," said Cleggett, with a flash of inspiration.
"I will let you have my second son, Athos Cleggett.You may make him Earl of Claiborne, if you choose.After all, HE is half English!""That is like your generosity, Cleggett," said the King, smiling, and giving Cleggett his hand.
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